Secret Secret

I have a little suspiciously line broken story for you all:

For all that there is in America, there will
Always be more in the combined countries
Kuwait and America.
Even though it seems like a simple fact.
Clearly any one country must have
Less than that same country plus another country,
Unless it is possible for countries to have n-
Egative things, which it is not.

Love,
Everyone's Favorite Guy

(That's me, by the way, everyone's favorite guy, that is)

AHHH Crap!

Oh man.

So I was just eating a poptart this morning. It was one of those strawberry poptarts with the frosting on it. So anyway, I'm eating this and all the sudden I remember HOLY BEJESUS I HAVE A BLOG!

I mean, whoops. I totally forgot for like 4 (or 5,6,7?) months.

So what to write about. Well most people yammer on about there daily lives and all. Specifically, they complain about work and such. I suppose that would be boring, but you'll notice I don't talk about such things here. And that is for a reason.

I reason I can't say...

A deep, dark, extremely dark, SECRET.

>>>DARK SECRET<<<

A secret I can't say.

Well now you're interested in my secret aren't you? Well forget it, cause this SECRET allows me to goof off all day and yet still get paid for it. That's right.

Life is good.

Oh, and dear anonymous:

I've fallen in love with you during the course of our brief correspondence. Please write again.

Love,
The Most Important Person In The Universe