Monday, January 24, 2005

How do blogs work?

Seriously, who reads this shit?

I mean, clearly no one reads mine, but there's like millions of these things.

Damn blogging sumbitches.

Not me of course. This doesn't count as blogging.

I can hear your sarcastic thoughts, asshole. I am not a 'hyppocrit.' PS: your sarcastic thoughts have horrible spelling.

Fine, don't come back to my blog ever again. I won't care.

You know, I think in many ways this blog is more private than my interior monologue. Until I put on my aluminum foil hat, that is.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Farg?

???

Who has a blog

???

I do

!!!

Who thinks people care about what I have to say

???

I do

!!!

Who cares about what I have to say

???

No one

...

Sad

:( :( :(

And that's how you efficiently use vertical space on a blog

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